Splash The President – Michel Montecrossa

Splash the president.

I won’t sit next to no president.
The whole bar was full of presidents.
I heard that George has declared himself a president.
There’s too many damn presidents around here.
Let’s go out and splash a president or two tonight.
How would you like to have a date
with a chick with a president like that?
As his towel dropped, one hand darted down
to conceal his president.
Hey, cover your president
before you come running down the Hall.
Splash the president…