Let’s Be Vulgar

A hot sexy girl, she’s workin’ in a topless place.
She has a big dildo with heated vibrator and she says:
„Get your ding-dong junk outa my way,
I don’t have to go to a ding-dong concert to be really great!“

A hot sexy girl tellin’: „Go fuck yourself!“
And you may prove you can go down on someone.
But your boner she may not honor.
She don’t like to go to a ding-dong concert to be really great.

Now I come in, don’t have to bonk or touch boobs.
Might like some bone addict or some B.F.D.
Don’t like bitches in the big blue sky,
just wanna get closer to her big brown eyes.

Well, she must have been pretty alert,
dreamin’ of A.C.-D.C. or something.
Came over like a cool ace boon coon sayin’:
„Let’s be vulgar and talk standard English.“

A hot girl she is with pretty shit-hooks, you know.
Her cunt hair I guess is greater still.
„Put your ding-dong right into place,
I wanna be vulgar right here and feel at ease.“

She said and I said: „Right, show some cunt juice.
Ye don’t need a big dildo with heated vibrator, I guess.“
Then we didn’t wait till the eagle shits
but did it vulgar and diddled and played it kinda dicky.

A hot sexy girl, she’s workin’ in a topless place.
She dropped her big dildo and she said:
„I really go apeshit about a honey fuck with you.“
And I said: „All right, honey, let’s do it, pussy-simple-vulgar! Come on, let’s go!“

Lyrics & Music: Michel Montecrossa, © Mira Sound Germany