Michel Montecrossa

Trouble Double Rocker

„Holy dog shit, let’s leave the nowhere street“,
Trouble Double Rocker said to the Herpie.
„Shack up with someone“, said Scum-Sucking Lady
and it’s clear she sure can serve head.

„Beat the shit out of someone“, someone said,
„and they will cling to you like shit to a shovel.“
And another one said: „You gotta try to help me now.
I really have my ass in a crack and all the rest
is moving slow.“

„This is really headfucker-stuff“, Trouble Double said.
„And if you wanted a head job, anything else will also do.“
„What about headlights?“, the News-Men asked.
And the Sloppy Sex People looked for a slit.

„Don’t forget you can see beaver-flicks at the capitol“,
Trouble Double Rocker said and added now:
„Are you willing to sit around all day, o Lord,
only pulling your pud, o Muncher-Boy?“

„This is really a shit-parade“, Micky yelled
and Trouble Double Rocker simply smiled.
„Put your ass on the line for good
and prove that you can make it: Take it in.“

„Beat the shit out of someone“, someone said,
„and they will cling to you like shit to a shovel.“
And another one said: „You gotta try to help me now.
I really have my ass in a crack and all the rest
is moving slow.“

„This is really headfucker-stuff“, Trouble Double said.
„And if you wanted a head job, anything else will also do.“
„What about headlights?“, the News-Men asked.
And the Sloppy Sex People looked for a slit.

„Don’t forget you can see beaver-flicks at the capitol“,
Trouble Double Rocker said and added now:
„Are you willing to sit around all day, o Lord,
only pulling your pud, o Muncher-Boy?“

„Holy dog shit, let’s leave the nowhere street“,
Trouble Double Rocker said to the Herpie.
„Shack up with someone“, said Scum-Sucking Lady
and it’s clear she sure can serve head.

Lyrics & Music: Michel Montecrossa, © Mira Sound Germany